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» posted 4 minutes ago with 16 notes − © robertakley

meekisnotweak:

 

Well, you will. Take me to the couch and snuggle, please.

*He glares at her murderously before picking her up-not very gently- and walking over to the couch stiffly*

-squeaks- Don’t squeeze me like that! -sighs- S’okay, Jim. Just lie on your back on the couch and put me on your stomach.

*He settles himself on the couch, expression hard; mockingly,* Good enough?

» posted 2 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

meekisnotweak:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

meekisnotweak:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

meekisnotweak:

 

*He looks at her for a few moments before nodding* ‘Course.

You want some? -pauses before giggling- Clean me off?

…Yeah, no. *He rolls his eyes at her again and picks up a napkin, quickly wiping her face* Because that was so difficult, right.8e 

-purrs, licking her lips- Thanks. Snuggle now? M’ sleepy.

I don’t snuggle.

Well, you will. Take me to the couch and snuggle, please.

*He glares at her murderously before picking her up-not very gently- and walking over to the couch stiffly*

» posted 2 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

» posted 2 hours ago with 78 notes − © colsmoran

tagged as: #mormor #nsfw

meekisnotweak:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

meekisnotweak:

 

*He looks at her for a few moments before nodding* ‘Course.

You want some? -pauses before giggling- Clean me off?

…Yeah, no. *He rolls his eyes at her again and picks up a napkin, quickly wiping her face* Because that was so difficult, right.8e 

-purrs, licking her lips- Thanks. Snuggle now? M’ sleepy.

I don’t snuggle.

» posted 2 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

meekisnotweak:

 

*He looks at her for a few moments before nodding* ‘Course.

You want some? -pauses before giggling- Clean me off?

…Yeah, no. *He rolls his eyes at her again and picks up a napkin, quickly wiping her face* Because that was so difficult, right?

» posted 2 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

Recalled to Life || Jim | Sebastian 

specialistsyousee:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

Jim giggled a little at Sebastian’s question, a shiver running through him at the touch. “Maybe I would,” he murmured, gripping at the other man’s hair a bit more roughly. “Might make things a bit more interesting, mm? No one’s really tried strangling me before…” 

Feeling Sebastian draw back, he pouted. “Well, you know me.” He gave the sniper a warning look at the touch, not sure if he was in the mood to be teased. Probably not; he was too impatient. “How easy it is. For me to be bored, of course..”

“That wasn’t an answer, you know,” Sebastian pointed out, cupping Jim’s groin and giving a firm squeeze. He grinned darkly, leaning down to place a few more faint kisses across the criminal’s chest, starting at one shoulder and working his way across to the other. It was only now dawning on him just how much he had missed this…Sebastian hadn’t really taken any serious lovers in the past few years, at least nothing beyond a couple nights here and there. Nothing had seemed quite the same after Jim. 

Deciding not to wait for a proper answer from Jim, Sebastian finally began working at Jim’s trousers, managing to unfasten them quickly enough. He proceeded to slip a hand inside, brushing his fingers briefly against Jim’s length.

“It wasn’t?” he asked, breath hitching in his throat at the touch. He bit his tongue to withhold a moan, not wanting to look pathetic or desperate- or at least not so soon. He refused to acknowledge or admit that perhaps this was just a little bit sentimental. He was, after all, above such weakness, wasn’t he? 

Jim swallowed and met Sebastian’s eyes when he started at his trousers, almost grateful that he wasn’t making him wait any longer or trying to see just how long he could drag it out. He certainly didn’t have the patience for either. He narrowed his eyes at just how teasing the other man’s touch suddenly became; of course it wouldn’t be that easy with Sebastian, would it? He shouldn’t have expected any less. Gritting his teeth, Jim pushed himself forward into Sebastian’s hand, increasingly desperate for more.

» posted 2 hours ago with 65 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

slippingintoentropy wrote:
"[text]: You gonna let me in on the fun or what? SM"

[text] I won’t bother explaining it-I’d *hate* to give you a headache or make you think too hard. The text conversion is “All monsters fall. Are you ready to play?”-JM

[text] Isn’t that sooo cute? -JM

» posted 3 hours ago

tagged as: #slippingintoentropy

meekisnotweak:

 

*He takes it out of the microwave when it’s finished and sets it down on the counter, pulling her off his shoulder and setting her down as well* There.

-takes several eager laps, milk dripping down her chin- Thank you.

*He looks at her for a few moments before nodding* ‘Course.

» posted 3 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

tagalongsusan:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

“…Darling, even if I did decide to kill you, I wouldn’t get a disease, since in this day and age we have something called modern medicine, which obviously didn’t exist back then. Nice try, though.”

“But you’d still have to smell the corpse for four days.  I don’t think these deals allow for sawing off anyone’s hand even if they are dead.”

“Allow? Dear, do you honestly think that someone like me plays by the rules?”

» posted 3 hours ago with 7 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

Recalled to Life || Jim | Sebastian 

specialistsyousee:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

“I thought you wanted to strangle me,” he said, looking up at Sebastian and watching him through his dark eyes. 

He tilted his head back to expose more of his neck, purring at each kiss. He waited with some impatience as the sniper unbuttoned his shirt, his heart beat starting to accelerate in his chest. Jim ran his fingers through Sebastian’s hair, his fingernails digging into the back of his neck to urge him on a bit more, the only obvious show of impatience that he would permit. “Next time I think you want to strangle me, I’ll take that as you wanting to fuck me. Is that better, darling?”

“You would most certainly know if that’s what I intended to do,” Sebastian muttered against Jim’s neck, running his hand slowly down the center of the criminal’s chest and coming to rest upon his stomach. “Perhaps you’d like me to try it sometime?” he added with a hint of mischief in his voice, nipping sharply at Jim’s newly-exposed collarbone.

Sebastian drew back, resting his chin on Jim’s chest to peer up at him briefly. “Still bored, are we?” he asked innocently, sliding his hand lower to skim across the crotch of Jim’s trousers.

Jim giggled a little at Sebastian’s question, a shiver running through him at the touch. “Maybe I would,” he murmured, gripping at the other man’s hair a bit more roughly. “Might make things a bit more interesting, mm? No one’s really tried strangling me before…” 

Feeling Sebastian draw back, he pouted. “Well, you know me.” He gave the sniper a warning look at the touch, not sure if he was in the mood to be teased. Probably not; he was too impatient. “How easy it is. For me to be bored, of course..”

» posted 3 hours ago with 65 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

flirtatiousfucker wrote:
"It was a game. It was always a game. Lucien remained silent until he was yanked to his feet back hitting the wall. His lips moved with Jims, groaning against his mouth as he clenched his fists by his sides allowing his mind to wander. It was safe to say he didn't believe Jim could do it but neither were one for giving up."

Sensing Lucien’s doubt, Jim growled and lowered his head to bite into his neck sharply, allowing his teeth to puncture the other’s flesh without any second thoughts. He smirked to himself and lowered a hand to grab at Lucien’s cock through his trousers, stroking him at an agonizingly slow pace. “Sooooo, what exactly do y’want, darling?” Jim asked innocently, leaning forward to bite at his ear.

» posted 3 hours ago

tagged as: #flirtatiousfucker

meekisnotweak:

thievingmagpiemoriarty:

meekisnotweak:

 

*He looks down at her ruefully, silent*

-curls up on his shoulder, purring- Gimme some warm milk?

*Huffs* Yeah, fine. *Walks into the kitchen and takes out a saucer and milk, walking over to the microwave to heat it*

-her eyes slip shut as she purrs louder-

*He takes it out of the microwave when it’s finished and sets it down on the counter, pulling her off his shoulder and setting her down as well* There.

» posted 3 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty

flirtatiousfucker wrote:
"Lucien raised an eyebrow in response, a laugh humming into his throat. "Do you want kitty to play nice?" He teased shrugging and dropping to sit rather submissively at his feet, eyes challenging him. "Earn my respect, show me who's boss like this and I'll stay this way, hm?""

Jim quirked an eyebrow. “That was rather easy,” he remarked, though he didn’t bother questioning the other any further. “Alright.” He yanked Lucien to his feet and shoved him against the wall roughly, capturing his mouth in an aggressive kiss.

» posted 3 hours ago

tagged as: #flirtatiousfucker

meekisnotweak:

 

*He looks down at her ruefully, silent*

-curls up on his shoulder, purring- Gimme some warm milk?

*Huffs* Yeah, fine. *Walks into the kitchen and takes out a saucer and milk, walking over to the microwave to heat it*

» posted 3 hours ago with 35 notes − © thievingmagpiemoriarty